Tuesday, June 26, 2007

Fourth and Goal

Thank god someone in Washington is tackling the big issues. I mean, given the pressure of terrorist blitzes, and the constant fear of being caught flat-footed when our opponents launch a bomb, it's really very reassuring to know that our congress is huddling up to call effective plays.

I think I need to poop.

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4 comments:

Anonymous said...

"I think I need to poop."

Well, DO let us know when you're sure..........

Paula said...

*laffing*

As one of our meatspace friends has said: "Football is important."

O' Tim said...

And why the fuck is it still the Big Ten? I guess I should just be glad they haven't kicked out Northwestern.

The Fez Monkey said...

Joe: Psyllium makes the event happen every 12 hours almost on the dot. I'll email you before my next one. Let me know if you'd like a photo.

UV: Football is important. Of course, I'm referring to it in the English sense, but that's just splitting hairs.

O'Tim: It's still the Big 10 because, well, the conference is embarrassed by Ohio State and Michigan State, what with either of them barely qualifying as a University except under the most liberal definition.

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